Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Welcome to the End of the World


If you think last year's low season was rough just wait.

Saturday the 21st is -- and you might have missed this amongst all the sex scandals -- Judgement Day. The Rapture. For the billions of us left behind, there will then be five months of serious torment, with 150 billion dead people quaked from their graves, snakes, scorpions, and, needless to say, some serious weeping and gnashing of teeth before the world is destroyed on October 21.

Seems like reason to celebrate, and so we will at Garage with some rapturous drink/food specials. And music from the Scorpions. Anyone expecting to be in the air with the Lord is requested to take care of your outstanding tab. And among the Saved who haven't figured out what to do with that plasma tv, Beatle's butcher cover or your other cool stuff, we may be able to work something out.

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